Winnie The Pooh Taglines [--------] "Oh, bother" --Pooh. "Oh, bother" said a time-travelling Pooh as he killed his own mother. "Oh, bother" said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread... "Oh, bother" said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear. "Oh, bother" said Barry and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. "Oh, bother" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Oh, bother" said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Oh, bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Oh, bother" said Doc Zimmerman, as he field dressed Neelix. "Oh, bother" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass. "Oh, bother" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt. "Oh, bother" said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg. "Oh, bother" said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him. "Oh, bother" said Odo as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. <-TLP "Oh, bother" said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Oh, bother" said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia. "Oh, bother" said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him. "Oh, bother" said Poo, and called in an air strike. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and erased his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and inhaled. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and re-installed Doom. "Oh, bother" said Pooh and transcended this plane "Oh, bother" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Alderaan exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as auxillary control blew up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head roast Piglet "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Cthulhu woke up and ate him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Earnhardt won again! "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Han asked for more money. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he blew up the Enterprise. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he called forth a demon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he came all over little Roo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he changed history. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he destroyed the evidence. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he developed crabs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he dropped his suppository. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he engaged his cloaking device. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he entered the Badlands. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he erased the QWK packet - AGAIN! "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he finished the last line of cocaine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he forged Necheyev's suicide note. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he formatted C: drive. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny." "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had herpes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had syphillus. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found that he had VD. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he gained the First Power. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he got up for another brewski. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he had sex with Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he inserted the suppository. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he launched the nuclear warheads. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he leaped through time. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he lost antimatter containment. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he mixed the lime with the coconut! "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he puked all over Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ran out of ammo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ran out of taglines. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he realised that he said f*ck in fido "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he rolled over and lit Myra's cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he rose from the grave. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he set his phaser on kill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he severed the bungee cord. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he shared his pain with Sybok. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he shot Rabbit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he signed the pact. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop $10. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he sold Eore to the glue factory. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he started to install Windows. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he stepped on an anti-personnel mine "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he stuck his finger in the light socket. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he sucked the life out of Tigger. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the "Wheel of Lust". "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he took his torn pants to Garak's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he turned into a bat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he violated Eeyore. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was assimilated. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was killed by BATF agents. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was molested by Barney. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he went to kill Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his brain was sucked out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his bungee cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his bungie cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his cable gun jammed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his combat drone exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his condom ripped. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his head exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his lightsaber went out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his rectum exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his regeneration failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his runabout entered the Badlands. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his SIN number failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his warp core breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as his X-wing exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Julius Caesar said "Et tu Poohte?" "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Kirk gave him a red shirt. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Macgyver posted again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railroads. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet became possesed by a demon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Quark cheated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as received his Compuserve bill "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Robert posted again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Spock called him illogical. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the brakes went out! "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the bungi cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the condom came off in his hand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the moderator swung his club. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the police closed in. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Romulan warbird uncloaked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the warp core breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the writers killed off his character. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force! "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Worf growled. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Oh, bother" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh for no apparent reason. "Oh, bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot "Oh, bother" said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll "Oh, bother" said Pooh when he saw another Pooh tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh when he shot a "preemie." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for Piglet." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "I'M Brian of Nazareth!" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "this tagline is revolting." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit" "Oh, bother" said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWEL! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWL! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer? "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted his message base.... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted his source code ... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted the message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and deleted Windows. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and discorporated. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and erased his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and filed suit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletariat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletariat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and he hid Piglet's corpse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and he hid Tiger's corpse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and hit his reset switch. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and inhaled. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and launched a Maverick. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and nuked Iraq! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and opened fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and promptly vanished. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and pulled the detonator, killing the dictator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glok "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled @vER@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro @VER@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro v1.20. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX 3.1. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX @VER@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX v4.00. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and the warp core breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then he deleted his source file. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and transcended this plane. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and turned the launch key. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twited his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted @N@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted @TO@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted @tO@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Brian Rupert. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Cal Webster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Doug Smeath. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted his moderator "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Roger Barnes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted Steve Hine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, and twitted the SYSOP. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @tO@ ran to him with his pants down. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with his pants down. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @TO@ wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @tOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as BCSUTI burped up 500 messages "Oh, bother" said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as BSCUTI burped 500 messages "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Chewbakka ripped him in half. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the echo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulhu Xose up and ate him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Cthulu rose up and ate him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Dot kissed him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Han asked for more money. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Hannibal Lecter at his liver... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he >SWIPED< a better tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he broke the last seal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he called for his brother. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he called forth a demon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he called in an air strike. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he chambered a round. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWEL!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWL!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he changed history. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\DOS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his message. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his WAD files. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he developed crabs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he drew the Glock. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he erased his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell off the "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he filed suit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he finished shooting up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline (c) he was going to use. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he formatted C: drive. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found @TO@ in his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny". "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated "huuny." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huun "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had an S.T.D. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had syphilis. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found that he had VD. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he gained the First Power. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he had sex with Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Tigger's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his hunny pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he infected the Indians' blankets. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he inhaled. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he leaped through time. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested "hunny." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his Uzi. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he looked at his CompuServe bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lost again at `Quarks Place'. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he named the Dark One. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he nuked OS/Who. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for "teddy" style. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for "teddy" style "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he paid œ5 extra for "teddy" style "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he paid œ5 extra for `teddy' style "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he played with the Cenobite's puzzle box. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put a fresh magazine in his Glock. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put a pin in the Piglet doll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reached for saidin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUKKS B1G T1ME!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs! :-) "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read the Generations script. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read the joke about his inability to procreate. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <> "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his VISOR was a hair barrette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @tOFIRST@'s cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @TOFIRST@'s cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit heer cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Phill's cigarette. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he rose from the grave. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw Chris nibbling on Anna's belly. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw Mrs Bobbitt drive up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh Tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot the Imperial drone. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he signed the pact. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stared into the myrddraal face. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he started to install Windows. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass to jello. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt to jello. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Lust. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he torched the forest. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.) "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windoze. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail.. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he turned into a bat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he turned the launch key. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he turned the launch key... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted @TO@. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his Moderator "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his sysop. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List for alt.tasteless.jokes "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt.tasteless.jokes "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian ceasefire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was assumed to be a lamer. Get me WIN 95!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was defenestrated... on the twentieth floor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was defenestratedon the twentieth floor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @tOLAST@ Virus. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @TOLAST@ Virus. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Babylon 5. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was given another bad script. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he watched his hard drive slowly format itself "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor Day. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms to dry. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his condom ripped. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his head exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his house went up in flames. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his light saber went out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his lightsaber went out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his rectum exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan warbird. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his SIN number failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his warp core was breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said Et tu Poohte? "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as NBC cancelled Star Trek. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Patton slapped him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Quark cheated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as racked up another frag. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil.. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in the groin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the BATF destroyed his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the bungie cord broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the EPA closed the hunny factory. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the facehugger impregnated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Judge turns another one free. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used...again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the plot device was used again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the police closed in. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out of his nose. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the shuttlebay decompressed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the spaceships landed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the thin ice broke. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the trip-wire clicked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the tsunami hit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIFs. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIF files. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the warp core breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the warp core was breached. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Worf growled. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet "Oh, bother" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, Bevis & Butthead R roasting Piglet! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet . "Oh, bother" said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, for no apparent reason. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, hawking `Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, helplessly. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I need a sauce for Piglet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I'm Brian of Nazareth! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, I've fallen and I can't get up! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating Tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, inserting the suppository. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, it's your husband and he has a gun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWEL STUFF//!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro eta Testing. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, locking his photon torpedos on the USS Heffalump. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning." "Oh, bother" said Pooh, lying. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, noticing he'd deleted his source code. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, pulling a tribble from his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot "Oh, bother" said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his honey pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, reviewing a 42 character init string. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, the AOL software has marginal utility. <@#$% !!> "Oh, bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, this tagline is revolting. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, this Tagline is revolting. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, this tagline is revolting. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, turning off his computer. All the SMUT'S on CABLE TV! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, we better nuke 'em from orbit. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, we're here to pump you up! "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he found that the Tagline would not fi "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly... "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh tagline. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when he shot a preemie. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when his microwave exploded. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when the BATF knocked on the door with a tank. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when Tigger came "out of the closet". "Oh, bother" said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, who then deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran. "Oh, bother" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out. "Oh, bother" said Pooh. "Oh, bother" said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!" "Oh, bother" said Pooh. Getting caught with his knickers down. "Oh, bother" said Pooh. Lock phasers on that heffalump! "Oh, bother" said Pooh; and deleted his message base. "Oh, bother" said Pooh; Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet! "Oh, bother" said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. "Oh, bother" said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh." "Oh, bother" said the Borg, "we just assimilated Pooh." "Oh, bother" said the Borg, we assimilated a Pooh. "Oh, bother" said the Borg, we just assimilated Pooh. "Oh, bother" said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER "Oh, bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese sign language. "Oh, bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language... "Oh, bother" twittered Pooh as the FBI came knocking. "Oh, bother" worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period. "Oh, bother" worried Pooh, as Eyore missed another period. "Oh, bother" worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe. Cry "Oh, bother" and let loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse...